Anyway, do I fit this criteria? Let's see.
1. I am reasonably fit, but the idea of climbing a hill makes me want to collapse in a heap.
2. I am slim-to-medium build, so yeah, okay.
3. What constitutes 'feminine'? My genetic code comprises XY chromosomes, so as far as I'm concerned, I'm feminine to the nth power.
4. I am a very good cook, but a shit cleaner (by the way, can the dude who posted this asinine slop cook and clean at all?).
5. 'Don't swear'. Fuck that shit, and fuck you mate, and fuck the horse you rode in on, but most of all fuck you sideways with a toaster.
6. 'Don't nag'. Yeah, right. I nag like the most miserable old fishwife that ever walked the face of the Earth at times.
7. 'Smile'. Will this do? *Bares teeth in the manner of a frightened chimp*.
8. 'Have kids'. Well, I have two, but what are you going tell the women who don't want children, or who have been through the grief of fertility treatments that have not come to fruition? Read Point 5 above.
9. I have very long hair, so I guess that will make you happy.
10. I choose not to wear a lot of makeup, because I don't like it very much. But it's MY choice, and not to appease some shit-goblin with his head up his own arse.
11. Modest? Fuck you, mate! I'm smart and funny, so screw you.
12. I wear dresses. I wear jeans. I wear trousers. I wear skirts. I wear what the fuck I want whilst taking into account atmospheric conditions and legislative standards.
13. 'Submit to a worthy man'. What people do in their bedroom is none of your business, you sick nosy fuck.
14. 'Get married'. Well, I did do that back in 1998. But what if I hadn't wanted to? Am I less of a woman? Jeez, people like this twerp are annoying.
Mate, if your views are for real, please borrow Doc Brown's Deloran and piss off back to 1950-something. Don't try and convince women to listen to you, or comply with your moldy old views. Just save your breath; you will need it to inflate your girlfriend.
Why are some people so stupid? Did their mothers ingest drugs whilst nurturing these clods in utero? Were they perhaps dropped on their heads at birth? In conjunction with being stupid, why are some people just plain awful? I'm talking about the couple who were filmed harassing their neighbours for having an Aboriginal flag on - and remove your socks, because this will knock them clean off - THEIR OWN PROPERTY WHERE THEY RESIDE! (Sorry about your missing socks). Why does a flag trigger some people? I could understand if the neighbours of these grubs had hung a flag featuring the swastika, and then by all means complain, but for the love of Crimony, it was a freaking Aboriginal flag on the property of people who identify as Aboriginal. What's the problem? Oh, I get it: Boganus Stupidus. People can decorate their houses how they bloody well like! Personally, I cannot abide Coldplay, but if a neighbour has a Coldplay poster on his or her wall, I'm not going to storm their premises and tear it down
I'm thinking that line: 'It's too strong for you, Karen' is going to become a metaphor for strong movements and backlash.
Well, I'm off now. I've got the seeds of another novel germinating in my mind.
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