Sighs

Every now and then, things make you sigh and despair. For a while, I was saving my cynical ennui for my youngest son, who has been eating all the Saos. This is annoying because I would like to have a slice of cheese and tomato on a Sao occasionally, and he has pigged into them. Then I had a read of my newsfeeds and realised there are worse things out there. Far, far worse. Take, for instance, the father of the (alleged) Colorado shooter. By way of explanation, I have put included 'alleged' because it might be prudent at this early stage when due judicial process has not been finalised.  Anyway, the dude's father - I think I will just call him FW (short for Fuckwit) - he stated in an interview that upon being told his son had been involved in a shooting at a gay bar, his first thoughts were along the lines of: Oh my God, he's gay? Eeeewwww, how could something that leapt from my ultra-macho he-man testicles be gay? Never mind most parents' first thoughts would be concern their child had been injured or worse, this guy's first concern was his son might be gay. Then when he was informed it was believed his son was the shooter, he breathed a humongous sigh of relief because, as he said in words to the following effect: 'We're Mormons and we don't do gay.' So, this guy's concern is -* checks notes* - that his son might be gay instead of a murderer of innocent people? FW, what in the blue blazes ails you? 

Guess what else? FW is a porn actor! In fairness, he might not be doing porn now, but I'm no theologian, so if someone can enlighten me about whether Mormons do porn, I'd appreciate it.  From what I understand of Mormon proclivities, porn is not really on. Every time I go on YouTube to look up film clips of The Osmonds (and hey, I like to do this, okay?), I see titles like Down by the Lazy River and Crazy Horses. I don't see links to stuff titled The Osmonds do Salt Lake City, and if there were such a video, I'm sure it would be a concert held there, not some orgy featuring guys with big teeth and Lego hair. This alleged shooter's FW is one of the worst kinds of shit stains going and would be catapulted out to the Milky Way.