Friday, 15 May 2020

Sky News Skankery & Wankery

Who out there watches Sky News? I don't, and I wouldn't. I'm going to try and share a link to some footage I happened to view yesterday. The footage features that harridan Peta Credlin, that buffoon Peter Gleeson, and that slime Chris Smith carrying on like the arbiters of other's morality over a Federal Court ruling allowing for NDIS funding to be made available for an MS patient to retain the services of a sex worker. Have you heard of the Three Wise Monkeys? Well, those three grubs acted like the Three Braindead Shitgibbons. Here's the link, if you want to watch them: https://twitter.com/i/status/1261056772015456256.

If you haven't copied that link and gone a-viewin', and I wouldn't blame you had you chosen not to, then I will give you a little rundown of what happens in it. In a nutshell, it's Murdoch stooges drumming up that perpetual outrage about how our tax dollars are spent, served up with a side dish of puerile sniggering from Peter Gleeson (seriously, dude, are you twelve?).

Presiding over the segment is that callous witch Peta Credlin (as an aside, do you menstruate ice cubes, Peta?). Her voice is saturated with spurious shock-horror mixed with snideness as she spits the word 'prostitutes' like she's spitting out a mouthful of spoiled milk. Peta, the preferred term is sex workers. She's also complaining how 'we're paying for it'. Well, given the NDIS is taxpayer funded, then yes, indirectly, we are paying for it. BUT WHO CARES?

Chris Smith chimes in with his two cents about how it's 'silly' that the Federal Court is deciding on a government policy and it's out of that court's jurisdiction. Chris, a quick perusal of your bio gives me no indication that you have ever practised as a lawyer, which is just as well because the Federal Court - wait for it! - does have jurisdiction over matters of Commonwealth legislation,  under which the NDIS scheme falls. You're an idiot. Given your career highlights apparently include groping staffers, forging station lawyer's signatures, and running competitions to guess how many asylum seekers have drowned at sea, you're also an astorgous piece of shit that's low enough to parachute from a snake's arse and still have time to freefall.

Among Peta's spiteful rant was that she's happy to pay for services provided by NDIS, using words to the following effect: '...for people to go in and wash them and feed them...'.  'Wash them and feed them'? Peta, I will type this slowly for you: they are not exhibits in a zoo. They are PEOPLE. People also have libidinous desires. People also like to be touched. They are not freaks. I guess you're confused because you spend time tending to your pet Flying Monkeys, and don't realise how people function emotionally.

Throughout all this, Peter Gleeson just sat there sniggering, probably thinking: 'Oooh, boobs!'. Again, dude, are you twelve?

The segment was nasty, infantile, able-ist snottiness from start to finish. What is it about intimacy that makes people take the high moral ground? I'm sick of that trope about 'my tax dollars are paying for this'. Didn't our tax dollars pay for Bronny Bishop's helicopter rides and Barnaby Joyce's new fence? I've a greater problem with that. Peta, Smithy, and Gleeso, why are you concerned about other people's junk (Smithy to the point where he wants to grab at it)? I don't care about other people's junk. I don't care what they do with their junk. I don't care if they want to rub their junk against another consenting adult's junk. I don't care if they have their junk rubbed, manipulated, fellated, or duplicated. It's THEIR junk, and THEIR business. And as I hinted at earlier, it's not only a matter of getting one's rocks off; there is also the emotional connection with another adult that some sex workers provide for people with disability. Yes, I used a politically correct term: people with disability. I think it's better than the one Smithy was bandying in a dismissive tone: 'the disabled'. Yes, I know it's only a word, but the way it was used was, as I mentioned, able-ist and obnoxious.

Why don't you three crawl into a cannon and yeet yourselves into the sun?






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