I’m going to start this like a fourteen-year-old
with no creative writing aptitude whatsoever who has been handed a
comprehension task in English, by writing an asinine and pedestrian question:
What is a ‘guilty pleasure?’ A guilty pleasure
can probably best be described as an art form, be it literature or music or
film or television, or an activity which is considered a bit naff or in poor
taste by the general public, but one in which the subject person takes a
secretive joy. Like line-dancing. Or maybe Adam Sandler movies. I will take this opportunity to point out I
do not refer to myself; I would quite simply rather drag a cheese grater over
my scalp than suffer through one of his execrable movies. I’ve never line-danced, either. Maybe one day I will, but the day does not
appear to be forthcoming.
I am going to confess that I, too, have guilty
pleasures. Confessing is supposed to be
good for the soul. I’m not buying
it. I haven’t knelt in a Confessional
for well over thirty-five years, and given some of my more nefarious habits,
have this image of myself whispering, ‘Bless me father for I have sinned. Can’t remember my last confession, but I was
about eleven years old. Have you packed
a lunch? Never mind, just put me down
for one of most things but I don’t steal and I don’t murder, okay? Oh, and I’m
not one for coveting the neighbour’s wife.’
I try to be high-brow, and I try to be cool, and I
try to be healthy. But there are some
things I like to do when nobody’s around.
There are things on the Internet I like to view. The Internet has made viewing this material
very easy.
I cannot help it.
There is a great joy to be had when one finds a clip of Ernie Sigley
introducing Jamie Redfern to sing Hitch A
Ride On A Smile. It is the ultimate
in guilty pleasures to watch the talented lad (and he was talented) singing a
cheesy song, as he executes some terribly choppy moves, dressed in a jump suit
adored with Native American style fringes on the shoulders and shins. The suit is very badly fitted, which could
explain the awkwardness to his dancing.
Either that or a shit choreographer, unless he’s trying to remember some
of the routines from Young Talent Time.
I’m not sure if I should feel good at revealing this
about myself. Is it a weight from my
shoulders? I don’t know. Sometimes, I feel like I should be at a
support meeting, standing up and saying, ‘Hello. My name’s Simone, and I like looking at daggy
video clips on You Tube.’
No comments:
Post a Comment