Yesterday I was shaking my head with despair and face-palming at the utter stupidity of the Attorney General. Today it's another MP's turn. Whose turn is it? Drum roll, please. After much deliberation, oh what am I saying, there was no deliberation because the answer is as obvious as a dog turd on a marzipan wedding cake, the award goes to: Eric Obetz! Obetz, take a bow (and while you're bowing let the Australian public take the opportunity to kick your stupid arse as it is on the ascendant). Do you seriously believe there is a link between abortion and breast cancer? Mate, YOU are the link: THE MISSING LINK! Tell you what, I'm believing there is a link between senior Liberal politicians and rampant arseholery.
The other thing that has caught my eye today is that Marlon Wayans has refused to issue an apology to Delta Goodrem for dissing her dancing at some concert. You know what? I'm glad. To all you Delta fans and to the brigade who MUST find offence everywhere: get over it. Did you even look at his picture? He is pulling a silly, mock-terror face, and he has used the word 'unrhythmic'. I don't know that this particular word exists, per se (well, my spell check doesn't recognise it), but sound it out. Say it slowly. It is beautiful. It is poetic. It is onomatopoeic. The man is clearly having a joke, and using the term 'white woman' is simply a piss-take on societal attitudes to the dancing ability of Caucasians compared to that of the African persuasion. The people who are losing their shit over this are the same pack of clowns who want to ban children in pre-school singing, 'Baa-baa, Black Sheep' and have them sing 'Baa-Baa, Rainbow Sheep'? Tell me, who's seen a rainbow coloured sheep? No, didn't think so (you up the back sucking on a bong and dressed in a Grateful Dead T-shirt, put your hand down). Delta doesn't care what Wayans said, and neither should anyone else. Find something else to be offended at. Oh, not the fact the froth on your cappuccino isn't to your liking (it's a slip-up by the barista, not a way of hitting our hard-working Aussie farmers in the hip pocket and kicking them when they're down). Something worthwhile.
I will take this opportunity to thank the person who rated my novel 'Silver Studs and Sabre Teeth' five out of five on Amazon.com. THANK YOU! MWAH, MWAH! To those of you whose interest is aroused, here is a link to the first chapter, and you might choose to purchase same: http://www.zeus-publications.com/silver_studs_and_sabre_teeth.htm
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