Dear Government, and in particular Attorney General George Brandis,
Please fuck off out of my business. That would be really nice.
Please do not issue conceptual lunacy like storing people's metadata, and please spare us the festering fly-strewn pile of crap that those with nothing to hide, will hide nothing and/or not be worried. My life is my own, and can assure you abides by the laws of this land. Therefore, you can stay out of it and there is no need to be curious about who I ring, what websites I browse, who I text, yadda yadda yadda. Forgive the Seinfeld reference should you, like me, actually not be a fan of that show. Did you like it? Whilst I grasped the reason it was successful, it was after all quirky and different, the characters were all immensely annoying and Jerry Seinfeld is the most unfunny man ever to work as a comedian. This leads to an interesting segue: Jerry Seinfeld is an unfunny comedian, and you, together with Big Ears, are an incompetent Attorney General and PM respectively.
You are all a great shower of stupid, supercilious clowns. You have some spurious notion that people should wait six months before receiving dole payments (and starve in the meantime, I suppose?). The Government was stating that under their proposed crap, er laws, unlike other dismissed workers those in the sex industry should have to wait a longer period before being eligible for unemployment benefit. Truly, what the total fuck, dudes? This is snobbery and a manifestation of the holier than thou religious dung that infests the sitting cabinet like head lice infests an unchecked classroom of kindergarten kids. I understand you have backflipped on that one. Congrats.
But in any event, if you wish to access my data for some asinine reason, then go about it the right way, ie, go through the appropriate channels and GET A FUCKING WARRANT!!!!!
Yours etc.
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