I daresay the Prime Minister will be calling the election soon. Will we see a change in government? More to the point, will the toxic culture of Parliament House be improved? If it is, the cleaning staff will be mightily relieved. Seriously, the building must have dried, semi-dried, gelatinous, or still-in-liquid-stage jizz everywhere, if the allegations regarding the prayer room are correct (and at this stage they are ALLEGATIONS). And it's not just the Prayer Room, remember the staffer who jacked off over a female MP's desk? Seriously, what is wrong with people? There is nothing wrong with rubbing one out, but on a woman's desk? Did this priapic prat have an uncontrollable bout of satyriasis or - and I think this is the most likely scenario - a chronic case of Private-Schoolboy-With-No-Respect-And-Wild-Empowerment-So-Joined-LNP? I will admit I made up the name of the latter medical condition in the previous sentence, but I wouldn't be surprised if, in the future, it crops up in a medical textbook near you.
These allegations are bugging me for the following reasons:
1. If true, this is in the workplace on taxpayer's dollars.
2. If true, this occurred in a place of worship, which is the height of disrespect (this is not what they meant when they said you have to kneel down in the prayer room, okay?).
3. If true, the alleged participants voted on policies in a manner that was detrimental, hurtful, and harmful to the LGBQTI community and these participants, assuming their alleged proclivities are true, could be described as having tendencies that are congruous with members of that community, so where is the sense in voting in a harmful manner? It's like cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Anyway, let's whip around the hat or set up a Go Fund Me to reward the long-suffering cleaning staff of Parliament House, who have to scrub and clean up after the odious onanists have been spilling seed like a split sack of quinoa.
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