Who was that unmasked man, er, nincompoop?

 I now have another item to add to my list titled Reasons I Am Glad Tony Abbott is No Longer Prime Minister. This item will join other remarkable and noteworthy items such as #194 Fetishising virginity in girls (Tones, is your concept of virginity loss dick-in-vag? There's more to sex than dick-in-vag action, in case nobody told you); #194 Punching a whole in the wall near a woman's head after losing an argument to her); #67 Saying 'Suppository of wisdom'; #48 Appointing himself Minister for Women when he's a sexist troglodyte; #99 Crowing he would stop the boats without consideration he came out on a boat, too; and oh, lots and lots, too multitudinous to list in the short time I have available before cooking dinner.

The new # will be in relation to him not wearing a mask in public last week, which has the dual crime of (1) contravening public health regulation, and (2) exposing the public to more of his smirking face than what would be an acceptable level of exposure. 

For this deed, as is prudent, he copped a $500.00 fine. He then went on to bitch, beef, and blather about how he thought it wasn't in the Australian character to dob and snitch. Yes, he used the words 'dob' and 'snitch'. Mate, you're sixty-three, not twelve. Spoken like a true sniveling poltroon who's been caught out at school. By the way, didn't his government implement the 'dob-in-a-dealer' program? Look at the first word in my hyphenated phrase. 

He then committed the more heinous offence of using the word 'un-Australian' (which I would suggest is not a word so much as an unavailing letter salad), by griping it is un-Australian to dob. This term, bandied about by desperate flops, has the power and brio of a wet Sao. Seriously, if this is how he fortifies and formulates arguments, it is little wonder he lost that debate at university all those years ago. 

Tony, might I suggest you:

1) Obey health directives because entitled nincompoops like you are making it difficult for the rest of us; and 

2) Use stronger terminology in your supposedly persuasive arguments. 'Un-Australian' pretty much just eats shit and the argument flatlines the instant the user puts it forward. 

Off to update the list now. Sigh...