This were my thoughts and plans when I woke up today: 'Coffee.'
I had my coffee, and then started to really get in depth for my plans, and my thoughts went something like: 'Well, I'd best fold the washing, and I want to make those chocolate-and-macadamia nut cookies. I have to get something for dinner at the supermarket, and then I'll call by work and print off my roster for next week. I'll contact the parents of the kids I'm tutoring and let them know when I'm free. Better get something sorted for writers' group tonight, too.'
What I did NOT think was: 'I'll catch up with a few of me redneck bogan mates at the pub. With a bit of luck a politician we don't like will drop by. What a fucken bonus if he was born in the Middle East because then we can crowd around him while he's havin' a coldie and that way we'll block off his exit route, 'cos that's real brave an' all that, especially if there's only one of him and three or so of us, aye? Don't want him to get away when we call him a terrorist and tell him to go back to Iran. I'll wear me hi-vis work shirt with the company logo on it, 'cos that's real smart of me. Fucken bonus if someone films it on his phone because then we can put it on Facebook and all our mates'll see what top blokes we all are, like all our mates at Patriot Blue.'
Yet, it would appear some guttersnipes representing a group called Patriot Blue thought this very thought one recent morning. Seriously, you dimwitted, mutton-headed, imbecilic poltroons; did you really think this was a good idea? You've abused someone going about his business and put it on social media. I am unware of your employer's social media policy, but if you've contravened it, then don't come crying to me when you find yourselves out on your respective cowardly arses.
I'm ambivalent about Senator Sam Dastyari personally, but to you gangrenous cankers from Patriot Blue: I'm actually sure Dastyari has renounced any former Iranian citizenship and is a full Australian citizen. Heavens to Murgatroid, he's been here since he was a young boy, and as for your concerns about his Islamic background, the man doesn't even consider himself religious. From the footage I saw, Dastyari was actually being served a beer. Beer is alcohol, and Muslims aren't really supposed to drink alcohol. That's probably want offends you because not drinking is 'unastrayan' an' all that, roight?
I daresay A & E will have to get ready for the incoming casualties with self-inflicted bullet wounds to the feet. Ever hear the phrase 'shot yourself in the foot'? As well as something that might happen when you lot are out drunkenly pigging, it's a metaphor for unintentionally making things bad for yourself because you've not thought through your actions. A metaphor, by the way, is a rhetorical figure of speech that compares two unrelated things by saying one IS the other: 'Jack is very helpful to me, he is an absolute ROCK.' Rhetorical means, oh never mind, just look it up yourselves instead of acting like unmitigated arsehats.
Just go away with your stupidity. You are all manifestations of the pilled up flecks of toilet paper tangled in the hairs around Satan's butthole.
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